If you, Talia, told me one day that you’d been published and were officially a pro, I’d have to give a hundred bucks to everyone I know because I have lost my bets.
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At Red Bowl Chinese Food in Bedford
- Me to waiter (owner): I'll have the spicy Udon.
- Owner: Are you sure? It's VERY spicy.
- My mom: Talia, don't take it. You won't like it.
- Me: I'll take it.
- Owner: Here you go!
- Me: Thanks. *takes a sip* This isn't spicy!
- Owner, my mom, and my dad: WHAT?!
- Me to owner: Can I have some hot sauce?
- Owner: *brings a little bowl of Thai Chili Peppers* Be careful. You might wanna only put one or two.
- Me: *Grabs it and dumps all of it in* Still not...
- Owner: Where did you find her?
- My dad: (joking of course) she was conceived in Mexico!
Scary Erza-san... AND LUCY?!
- Natsu and Gray: YOU WANNA GO?!
- Lucy: You guys better quit it before Erza comes, or you'll ruin the whole mission.
- Natsu and Gray: WHO'D GO ON A MISSION WITH THIS GUY?!
- Erza: *appears from behind* Go on a mission with WHO?
- Natsu: Hey, let's be friends!
- Gray: Aye! Good idea!!!
- Erza: I thought so.
- Happy: Erza's strong, Lucy could never do that!!!
- Lucy: You'd better shut up, stupid cat, or I'll skin you for fur and make mittens...
- Happy: AYE! AYE! LUCY'S SCARY, AYE!
Maka chops always win...
- Maka: I'm hooome!
- Soul: Hey, Tiny-Tits.
- Maka: Makaaa... CHOP!!!
- Soul: GYAH!
- Black Star: *pops out of nowhere* GAHAHA! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GOD LIKE M-
- Maka: MAKA CHOP!!!
- Black Star: GYAH!
- Patty: *holds up Maka's hand* Maka wins! Kyahahahaha!!!